Thursday, April 10, 2014

Difficult Questions Posed by my now four-year-old girl

1.  Why does that man have screws in his hands?  And is that blood dripping down?
2.  How did Uncle Joe die?
3.  Why did Uncle Joe die?
4.  What's that string hanging out of your ha?  Is that blood?  Do you need a band-aid?
5.  Why do I need to get a shot?
6.  Why don't you have a momma?
7.  Do you think I can jump into that story and be Queen Elsa and freeze all the Romans?

Bean has been four years old for exactly 4 days and I'm already scared of what she'll ask me next.